Always tell the truth, even when you lie
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
Every year more than 2500 right handed people are killed from using right handed products.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
The higher you are, the farther you fall
Dont steal, the government hates competition
Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
I fear no man, I've got a gun.
-=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
{Straight Outta Compton}
MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home
Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is right.?
-={Rule Breaker}=-
[Large and in charge]
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Working is for people who don't know how to fish.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
There are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames.
==HellRaiser==.
(#)SuNsHinE(#)\'n'(*)StArS(*)
If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
Why are you looking at me like I'm weird?
Born 2 XLR-8
-=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=-
My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness!
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space
(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
× nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE ×
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!